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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Toh Thode
Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
137 chars (1 sms)
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''
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91 chars (1 sms)
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
140 chars (1 sms)
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?
Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!
Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
147 chars (1 sms)
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...
But
Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You
And
Yell
"Run LOSER Run" :->
156 chars (1 sms)
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..
I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That
"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
A LawYer
Will dO
AnYthInG 2 Win
A CaSe
SomeTimeS
He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
102 chars (1 sms)
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms
You''ll Realize
You Have Wasted Your Time
&
Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->
193 chars (2 sms)
... Money Talks ...
I Don''t Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
141 chars (1 sms)
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
123 chars (1 sms)
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Jo Naik Ho.
5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.
Parda B Krti Ho.
Rozy B Rkhti Ho
Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri
Shadi Krwani Hy
Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
163 chars (2 sms)
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..
2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
167 chars (2 sms)